Month: December 2015

Ground Control to Major Tim

Hip hip hooey, the first Brit in space has just made it to the ISS–er, not exactly. The Woman from Mars: Helen Sharman, remember her? Don’t worry if you don’t, the Press will (grudgingly) remind you. She was actually the…

Dave, got a minute?

Hi Dave, me again. Just thought that I’d flag up a couple of potential problems for you, as we both know that forward planning doesn’t appear to be one of your strengths. Sorry to be a nuisance and all that,…

Ssshh-don’t mention the war!

Oh what a lovely war: Things are shaping up nicely here at Westminster, ladies and gentlemen. Dave (UK PM Cameron) announced that there was a plan~then went quiet when he realised it consisted of bombing Syria because everybody else was. So-called hard…